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Well, did the red carpet thing last night, and got to photograph a selection of people I've never heard of. I think there are times when you know you've made a bad decision in life - I think the point at which I couldn't feel my hands and was taking a photo of Antony Costa with his arm round Coleen Nolan may in fact be quite the new personal low.

I present this image not out of pride, but as a cautionary lesson.